Merch for the End Times

Wear what you're not supposed to thinking.

The system is absurd. Pretending otherwise is more absurd. We turned the frustration into sharp, well-designed merch people are proud to own.

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The Collection

Everything you need to silently protest your commute.

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Apparel
The Classic Tee
Say it without saying it. Minimal red text on soft cotton.
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Late Stage Capitalism Hoodie
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Apparel
The Pullover Hoodie
Layer your disillusionment. Cozy minimalist pullover.
from$39.24
Late Stage Capitalism Coffee Mug
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Drinkware
The Morning Briefing Mug
Start every meeting with a statement. Retro repeat text accent mug.
from$12.50
Late Stage Capitalism Tote Bag
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Accessories
The Grocery Run Tote
Carry your organic produce and your economic anxiety in one bag.
from$33.78
Late Stage Capitalism Sticker From $3.51
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Stickers
The Laptop Manifesto
Slap it on your work laptop. Let HR figure it out.
from$3.51
Late Stage Capitalism Scented Candle
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The Burnout Candle
Coconut apricot wax. Smells like quiet resignation and vanilla.
from$21.10
Late Stage Capitalism Spiral Notebook
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Stationery
The Exit Strategy Journal
Ruled pages for manifesto drafts, resignation letters, or grocery lists.
from$15.95
Late Stage Capitalism Plush Blanket
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The Safety Blanket
Wrap yourself in bold red text while the economy wraps around you.
from$46.22
The Manifesto
"The merch isn't the product. The frustration is. We just give it a SKU."

Every piece says what the wearer is thinking — but in a way that makes strangers nod instead of argue. No preaching. No virtue signaling. Just the truth, on good fabric, with nice typography.

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Why This Exists
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Sharp Design, Not Sloganeering

We don't do bumper sticker energy. Every product is designed to be something you'd actually want to own, wear, and display — not toss in a drawer after the novelty fades.

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Print on Demand, Zero Waste

Nothing gets made until someone orders it. No warehouses full of unsold merch. No overproduction. The irony of wasteful merch about capitalism wasn't lost on us.

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Ships Everywhere the System Reaches

Which is everywhere. Worldwide shipping with tracking. Your economic commentary will arrive in 5-12 business days, depending on how hard the supply chain is vibing.

12
Products and counting
8
Product categories
1M+
r/LateStageCapitalism members
$3.51
Entry-level dissent

The system won't critique itself.

Someone has to wear the message. Might as well look good doing it.

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